Marty Tichnell: lololololol! Fantastic!
Woodrow Neyman: Beautiful!!! I love it!
Sylvie Snetting: 11. If you misplace your keys you’d have to hire a car thief to get back into your car. 12. Making copies of your car keys would result in enormous fines and jail time.13. Running your air conditioning and radio at the same time would require you to double the size of your engine.14. You’d be able to buy gas from only one station. Attempting to deviate from this would invalidate your warranty.15. New cars would come preinstalled with faulty engines requiring immediate repair. Unfortunately, the repairs would be scheduled only after a minimum number of accidents had occurred.16. Older cars would be forced off the road and left on the shoulder for dead....Show more
Paul Maymi: Great Joke . Thanks for the laugh.
Roselee Mczeal: What was the last thing Captain Kirk saw on his computer screen before the Enterprise crashed into the Sun?This syst! em has performed an illegal action and has been shut down. Please tell Microsoft about this error. Would you like to send an error report?
Jesse Japak: 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine OFF....Show more
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