whats your best joke.?

Lynn Melbourne: Hi honeyA boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approachedthe Father for payment and the priest paid him $1.00.The boy said "Thank you, virgin Father!"The priest replied, "What did you say?"The boy repeated, "Thank you, virgin Father!"The priest asked him, "Do you know what that means?"The boy replied, "Yes.... tight @ss!"...Show more

Isaias Badgley: Q: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?A: The white horse fell in the mud.